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Thank you for visiting! Please take a minute to glance through my site. I hope the information provided will answer many of your questions, and give you an idea of the companionship that you will enjoy when you are with me.
I look forward to spending some time by your side, and embarking on many fun adventures.
I love to laugh and smile and I am very spontaneous and full of energy. You will find my personality to be honest, genuine and refreshing. Being an adventurous and open-minded lady, I am sure that you will not be disappointed by the time that we spend together.
Even though my face is blurred, I can assure you this is due to respect for my family and privacy. I have a very beautiful face and perfect smile so dont' worry..... I truly deliver in looks!
Sensual, erotic, experienced girl for your lustful pleasure. I've learnt from the best, and practice makes perfect! Very friendly, easygoing, wicked sense of humour! Love men of all ages, shy guys, widowers, broken. Great listener. Compassionate and understanding. Always immaculately groomed and dressed. Beautiful, fresh, charming and loving eyes are amongst my greatest assets, but it is my ability to provide you with unrivalled pleasure that has men coming back for more.
I offer a very passionate girlfriend type service, including kissing on lips and from head to toe. I am clean, healthy, very friendly and my service is unrushed. Go once or go as many times as you can, choice is yours. I am an expert at making you last. I like my clients to leave feeling 10 feet tall and bulletproof. Oh and drained of course....
I offer both Incall and Outcall Services. Outcall Service to your hotel or home. You can feel totally relaxed with me in my place. For your safety and mine, I only provide safe services at all times! I like to meet new people and I can travel almost anywhere on the globe by client request.
Thank you for looking at my profile.
If you find you aren't getting responses, blocked, hung up on, it's your approach and you're saying the wrong things. plain and simple. Don't text her with things like "hi", "wyd?", "how much for some head?" and NEVER SEND A DICK PIC!
Ideal conversation goes like this: "hi! I'm Jake Smith, I found your info on switter and i'm interested in meeting you tomorrow night. Where can i find your details to set something up? Thanks for your time and you can reach me on this number or my email anytime. I look forward to hearing from you, have a good night."
As a rule we won't reply if it's been more than an hour or two. Text us again, We don't know unless you tell us when it's ok to text.
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currently in Santa Ana, hotel terrace
Touring is spuratic and usually prompted by a request to visit a certain area during requested dates. Most likely you will find me in Orange County. Typically Tustin, Anaheim, Huntington Beach, Costa Mesa, Irvine, and Santa Ana. If you'd like to see me in your area mention it in your screening or by email or text. I need a few days notice at minimum, I do my best to accommodate all requests.
|everyday||anytime, 24/7||Incalls/Outcalls||Morning appointments are best scheduled the day before., 2 hrs advance notice preferred for incall but not manditory, it increases your chances of an appointment at the time you want.|
Please see my general rates and services in the table below
Compensation is for our time together and companionship.
Please provide the cash donation at the beginning of our time together, place somewhere visible, excuse yourself to wash your hands.
Please never mention, confirm, discuss or negotiate the rate or activities.
I do Outcalls any time, i prefer at least 1 hour appointments if more than 5 miles away from my loction, minimum hhr. depending on distance the rate varies.
I do offer 15 minute dates but only to returning clients, never upon a first time meet.
Appointments missed/no call, no show are subject to a cancelation fee if proper notice of at least 4 hours wasn't given. A deposit will also be required for any future appointments.
|$180 USD||30min||Incalls||GFE....+50 outcall ymmv|
|$240 USD||45min||Incalls||GFE....+50 outcalls|
|$300 USD||1hr||Incalls||GFE... +50 outcalls|
|$350 USD||90min||Incalls||GFE.... +50 outcalls|
|$400 USD||2hrs||Incalls||GFE.... +50 outcalls|
|$1200 USD||10hrs||Incalls/Outcalls||GFE Slumber Party! Basically my hr plus100 each additional hr for as long as you want me.|
|$60 USD||Incalls/Outcalls||Cancellation fee if cancelled less than 4 hours notice|
Always. If you prescreen, it's much easier to book an appointment with me and communications via text are nicer and friendlier.
There's nothing I hate more than a random texter asking me where I am and if I'm available and you have yet to identify yourself or send me screening info. It's rude and their's a big probability i won't respond.
i'm flexible with location, let me know in advance when and where you wanna meet and i'll do my best to accommodate. typically i have a lose tentative schedule, flexible, and will find a way to make things work, just communicate with me.
The purpose of screening has a multitude of reasons.
1) to ensure I'm not meeting a dangerous/violent person.
2) safety, if I am harmed in any way, i can know who it was that hurt me and report them.
3) as a deterent to anyone that was possibly thinking about doing harm to me. It's less likely you will harm me if I know your name and phone number, etc.
4) To weed out potential bad clients, shady people lie.
5) To avoid LE
yes you do and no, not really anymore. if you happen to know one of my friends and get her to refer you. i'll consider it. but unless i know the girl, I don't accept references. I have no way to verify her with all the sites shutting down and far too many men have abused that method with providing fake references. And ladies are terrible about replying.
i also tell guys that are wary about screening and giving their info out to be concerned if she doesn't ask for info to screen. LE isn't gonna screen guys that wanna go see an undercover LE. They wanna get as many guys as possible to show up. if a girl isn't screening she doesn't care about her safety or yours. guys shouldn't make screening so hard, it's to protect us. never is used maliciously or for blackmail. it tells us you're real and not LE as well as dangerous with intent to harm. when men won't give their real info and try to trick me, i know. if someone doesn't have anything on the internet, i think LE or dangerous with intent to harm me. if a guy lies with fake info i will refuse to ever meet him. and no, talking on the phone or facetime isn't screening. we need to verify you are who you claim to be, not a ghost.
Most average screenings take appoximately an hour. it's easier and faster when you submit all fields completely and honestly. If incomplete info is submitted it takes longer. Fake info even longer. If i can't verify you are a real person that exists, it takes much longer as I have to dig deeper. A stronger online presence takes far less time. If I can see links to a facebook or are a business owner/professional, it's fairly easy to verify someone. If you plan on submitting fake info, don't bother, you're just wasting my time and I won't see you anyways. I always figure out it's fake info and I've never granted a date to a man who tried to trick me.
Google is your friend. Any questions relating to these topics are a red flag and to avoid you at all costs. Never ask by phone, text, or in person.
No, I schedule all my own appointments, do all my own screenngs, return all messages myself, do my own laundry, book my own rooms, drive myself to any appointments I have, and everything else is done myself. I'm independent in every way.
Yes I do. When I go on outcalls I also have a safety contact i must check in with.
My rates are set to be comparable with other ladies in my area who are on the same level. Being self employed is stressful and uncertain. I am very low volume and don't see men daily. I put a lot of effort into making every date a great one. I take 2 hours to get ready for a date whether its for hhr or hr+. My room rates don't change depending on my donations so my rates are set to cover overhead fees. Also, anyone that haggles also won't leave a tip, doesn't value me and likely doesn't see me as a person and am objectified by him and seen as worthless, dumb, and infrior to him.
Many people have little knowledge of the costs we cover to work. Many think we are raking in the dough, that maybe true but where does the money go? here's a conservative outline of what our money goes to. I chose to go with the lowest numbers when factoring costs.
$4000 hotel fees
400 personal up keep
400 travel expenses
600 eating out
100 phone& WiFi
40 screening services
Overhead grand total=$6775 per month.
breaking it down:
tip the maid! Per day:
2 star $5
3 star $10
4 star $15
5 star $20
rooms typically run $100-200 per day
parking, valet and bellman are included in the room rates i projected
few sites offer free posts $25-50 per day for ads
40 covers $20
$200-400 a month for cut & color
$20-60 a week on our nails
Not to mention Rent, health care, taxes, lingerie & clothing plus make up and a lot of other things. Car insurance, registration, gas and Maintenance.
Factor these in too:
Grand total for overhead $6775
Some ladies pay more some get by on less but for the bulk of us this is what it costs for us.
$7000 per month so on average we need to make $240 per day or $1750 per week just to cover over head. Didn’t factor in other living expenses and bills because we all have something different there.