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Thank you for visiting! Please take a minute to glance through my site. I hope the information provided will answer many of your questions.
In light of this pandemic here’s a few thing to know.
I'm a very low volume provider typically seeing 2 -3 clients per week normally, even less now. I'm a little bit antisocial by circumstance and prefer to stay in, alone. This lifestyle is rather isolating so it wasn't much of an adjustment for me as I tend to keep to myself anyways.
I'm not friendly with those around me because the last thing I want are people getting nosy about my business and/or knocking on my door especially when I'm not alone. I don't have close relationships and usually spend my time alone.
Because of this I know it's very unlikely I've come into contact with anyone infected. I haven't even seen anyone lately. I am available to meet if you believe you are at very low risk such as I am. None of my clients have become sick as of yet, if or when this might occur, I won't hesitate in informing those I've recently met with.
The precautions I take to stay healthy are constant hand washing and singing the happy bday song. I am also disinfecting daily, before and after any guests or trips out in public. I've been disinfecting anything I've bought such as groceries I bring home. I strip off the clothing worn and put it in laundry. I've also been wearing a face mask for weeks when I've gone out in public.
With previous education, I know preventative measures of communicable diseases and cross contamination practices well having been licensed and certified in fields where this info was incredibly important to keep myself and others safe.
I love to laugh and smile and I am very spontaneous and full of energy. You will find my personality to be honest, genuine and refreshing. Being an adventurous and open-minded lady, I am sure that you will not be disappointed by the time that we spend together.
Even though my face is blurred, I can assure you this is due to respect for my family and privacy. I have a very beautiful face and perfect smile so dont' worry..... I truly deliver in looks!
Please see my general rates and services in the table below
Compensation is for our time together and companionship.
Please provide the cash donation at the beginning of our time together, place somewhere visible, excuse yourself to wash your hands after i count it.
Please never mention, confirm, discuss or negotiate the rate or activities.
I do Outcalls any time, I prefer at least 1 hour appointments if more than 5 miles away from my loction, minimum hhr. depending on distance the rate varies.
I require a travel fee sent prior and proof of address such as a utility bill.
Appointments missed/no call, no show, A deposit will be required to book for any future appointments. I may also request a deposit if you are under 30, schedule a morning appointment or you give me a time waster vibe.
If I need to cancel deposits will be refunded immediately. If you need to reschedule then do so prior to the day of to avoid having to place another deposit for a future appointment. No refunds on same day cancellations.
in light of recent events and this pandemic things have changed. Please read my protocols.
I will now offer 3 types of appointments, one with available add ons detailed below..
If you book an appointment to meet, I expect you to:
1)wear a face mask,
2)shower if you haven't done so within the hour and
3)wash your hands before you touch anything after putting out the donation.
After putting away the donation, I will be washing my hands as well as wearing a face mask until I know which type of appointment you want and add-ons.
It's my space and will feel better if you keep your mask on with the only exception being add-ons requested. Respiratory droplets can stay in the air for 3 hours so please keep your mask on unless you got an add-on that would make an exception.
Type A- corona cautious. Non GFE. No dfk, no bbbj, no daty. You must wear a mask the entire time you visit. all covered activities, no exchange of saliva, no airborn droplets from mask removal.
Type B- itemized GFE ad-ons, YMMV! This is where exceptions will be made to remove your mask during specific times during your visit.
B1) mask removal to kiss body only
B2) mask removal for daty only
B3) bbbj must keep your mask on!
B4) dfk, you won’t need to wear a mask. must have recent covid test
Type C- GFE, no mask. please have a recent covid test, I will take your temperature upon arrival.
|$150 USD||30min||Incalls||Type A-non-gfe|
|$200 USD||45min||Incalls||type A-non-gfe|
|$250 USD||1hr||Incalls||type A-non-gfe|
|$300 USD||90min||Incalls||type A-non-gfe|
|$50 USD||Incalls/Outcalls||type B add-on 1) body kissing|
|$50 USD||Incalls/Outcalls||type B add-on 2) DATY|
|$100 USD||Incalls/Outcalls||type B add-on 3) bbbj, no CIM|
|$200 USD||Incalls/Outcalls||type B add-on 4) DFK|
|$650 USD||1hr||Incalls||Type C- GFE no mask|
|$100 USD||15min||Incalls||NOT available to NEW CLIENTS! only for repeat offenders, never for a first visit.|
|$100 USD||1hr||Incalls/Outcalls||for each additional hour after the 1st hour|
|$50 USD||30min||Incalls/Outcalls||for each additional hhr after the 1st hour|
|$50 USD||Outcalls||travel fee ymmv depending on distance, must send prior with proof of address|
If you find you aren't getting responses, blocked, hung up on, it's your approach and you're saying the wrong things. plain and simple. Don't speak explicitly! Don't text her with things like "hi", "wyd?", "how much for some head?" and NEVER SEND A DICK PIC!
*Ideal* conversation goes like this: "hi! I'm Jake Smith, I found your info on switter and i'm interested in meeting you tomorrow night. Where can i find your details to set something up? Thanks for your time and you can reach me on this number or my email anytime. I look forward to hearing from you, have a good night."
always provide all the info requested in the first message, don't waste our time and frustrate us by making us pull every bit of info we need from you. It only frustrates us to have to do so and you're wasting our time, we are busy and not sitting around bored.
As a rule we won't reply if it's been more than an hour or two. Text us again, We don't know unless you tell us when it's ok to text.
Follow the instructions in the ad this alone raises your chances dramatically on getting that date. Most ladies favor men that can read and follow directions, you'll go to the front of the line with every lady by doing so!
Always. If you prescreen, it's much easier to book an appointment with me and communications via text are nicer and friendlier.
There's nothing I hate more than a random texter asking me where I am and if I'm available and you have yet to identify yourself or send me screening info. It's rude and their's a big probability i won't respond.
i'm flexible with location, let me know in advance when and where you wanna meet and i'll do my best to accommodate. typically i have a lose tentative schedule, flexible, and will find a way to make things work, just communicate with me.
The purpose of screening has a multitude of reasons.
1) to ensure I'm not meeting a dangerous/violent person.
2) safety, if I am harmed in any way, i can know who it was that hurt me and report them.
3) as a deterent to anyone that was possibly thinking about doing harm to me. It's less likely you will harm me if I know your name and phone number, etc.
4) To weed out potential bad clients, shady people lie.
5) To avoid LE
I warn men to be worried about seeing a lady that does NOT screen, LE doesn't screen either and you could be walking into a sting Op. Sending screening info also let's me know you are serious.
yes you do and no, not really anymore. if you happen to know one of my friends and get her to refer you. i'll consider it. but unless i know the girl, I don't accept references. I have no way to verify her with all the sites shutting down and far too many men have abused that method with providing fake references. And ladies are terrible about replying.
i also tell guys that are wary about screening and giving their info out to be concerned if she doesn't ask for info to screen. LE isn't gonna screen guys that wanna go see an undercover LE. They wanna get as many guys as possible to show up. if a girl isn't screening she doesn't care about her safety or yours. guys shouldn't make screening so hard, it's to protect us. never is used maliciously or for blackmail. it tells us you're real and not LE as well as dangerous with intent to harm. when men won't give their real info and try to trick me, i know. if someone doesn't have anything on the internet, i think LE or dangerous with intent to harm me. if a guy lies with fake info i will refuse to ever meet him. and no, talking on the phone or facetime isn't screening. we need to verify you are who you claim to be, not a ghost.
Most average screenings take appoximately an hour. it's easier and faster when you submit all fields completely and honestly. If incomplete info is submitted it takes longer. Fake info even longer. If i can't verify you are a real person that exists, it takes much longer as I have to dig deeper. A stronger online presence takes far less time. If I can see links to a facebook or are a business owner/professional, it's fairly easy to verify someone. If you plan on submitting fake info, don't bother, you're just wasting my time and I won't see you anyways. I always figure out it's fake info and I've never granted a date to a man who tried to trick me.
Google is your friend. Any questions relating to these topics are a red flag and to avoid you at all costs. Never ask by phone, text, or in person.
No, I schedule all my own appointments, do all my own screenngs, return all messages myself, do my own laundry, book my own rooms, drive myself to any appointments I have, and everything else is done myself. I'm independent in every way.
Yes I do. When I go on outcalls I also have a safety contact i must check in with.
My rates are set to be comparable with other ladies in my area who are on the same level. Being self employed is stressful and uncertain. I am very low volume and don't see men daily. I put a lot of effort into making every date a great one. I take 2 hours to get ready for a date whether its for hhr or hr+. My room rates don't change depending on my donations so my rates are set to cover overhead fees. Also, anyone that haggles also won't leave a tip, doesn't value me and likely doesn't see me as a person and am objectified by him and seen as worthless, dumb, and infrior to him.
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Many people have little knowledge of the costs we cover to work. Many think we are raking in the dough, that maybe true but where does the money go? here's a conservative outline of what our money goes to. I chose to go with the lowest numbers when factoring costs.
$4000 hotel fees
400 personal up keep
400 travel expenses
600 eating out
100 phone& WiFi
40 screening services
Overhead grand total=$6775 per month.
breaking it down:
tip the maid! Per day:
2 star $5
3 star $10
4 star $15
5 star $20
rooms typically run $100-200 per day
parking, valet and bellman are included in the room rates i projected
few sites offer free posts $25-50 per day for ads
40 covers $20
$200-400 a month for cut & color
$20-60 a week on our nails
Not to mention Rent, health care, taxes, lingerie & clothing plus make up and a lot of other things. Car insurance, registration, gas and Maintenance.
Factor these in too:
Grand total for overhead $6775
Some ladies pay more some get by on less but for the bulk of us this is what it costs for us.
$7000 per month so on average we need to make $240 per day or $1750 per week just to cover over head. Didn’t factor in other living expenses and bills because we all have something different there.
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